Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
