the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
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Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
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Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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