oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
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She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
My legs feel like baby dolphins
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Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize