I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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