you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
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is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
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RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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