Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
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He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
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Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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