Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
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It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
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I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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