you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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