Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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