You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
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I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
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We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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