i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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