5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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