Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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