Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
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i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
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you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
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