I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
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I feel like everything in this room is sweating
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
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I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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