yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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