yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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