I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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