I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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