There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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