Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
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who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
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Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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