so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
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on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
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But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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