Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
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