Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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