pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I wear drunk well.
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