So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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