I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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