So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
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What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
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That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.