You smell like stripper and shame
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
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