Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping