high people should be assigned attendants
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
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I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
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Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.