Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You can't motorboat a personality
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
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Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
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So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud