Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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