I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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