She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
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handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
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We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
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