are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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