Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Where is the hickey?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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