Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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