I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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