My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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