16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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