He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Randomize
