awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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