Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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