WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
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ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
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Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences