summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
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.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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