i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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