4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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