Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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