doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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