Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
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What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
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I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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