so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Randomize
