idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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