he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
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I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
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Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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