Pregnant stripper...not hot.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Enjoy the penises
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
