she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
he thought i was a dude.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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