So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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