The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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